Year 12 Revolution (2016)

"Label your fucking milk!"


 * - Trivialist to a Fuckwit.

"...you may take our lives, but you'll never take...my freedom!"


 * - A Fuckwit in response.

"Uh...okay."


 * - Trivialist before destroying the Fuckwit with Milk fuel and label beams.

The Year 12 Revolution (2016), also known as the 2016 Revolution, Revolution of 2016 or the Milk War, was a revolutionary situation created due to a disagreement over the management of milk cartons in the Senior Block fridge. It started when a petition was put forwarded to have milk labelled, so as to avoid confusion and make identification of personal products easier. Agreement was near universal, with only two people, Luke Clarke (section head of the kitchen division) and Sarah Young (head of the BYFM unit (Bring Your own Fucking Milk), disagreeing. However, Luke was also the Prime Minister of Nothing, and his decision to block legislation passing the milk labelling was branded as heresy, and his competence called into question. Many called him corrupt, others called for a vote of no confidence.

The revolution escalated into war on February 4, 2016; fighting began the Trivialists and the Fuckwits. Casualities were heavy on both sides; at one point, the Trivialists even called for a tactical nuclear strike. In the end, Luke was deposed from his treacherous, heretical regime, and was replaced by Brynne Hymus. She then ordered all Trivialists and Fuckwits to be killed, revealing herself to be a Succubus, who had indoctrinated Luke into executing a revolution, hoping it devastate both sides and allow her to seize control of the power vacuum created by it.

And thus the reign of PressAForStupidity began...